It took a moment to get the zeitgeist connection--one of Cornholio's few intelligible phrases is "I need TP for my bunghole."

Wikipedia used to host a comically erudite page about Cornholio, e.g. studiously noting such discrepancies in his speech such as "my people have no bunghole" / "my people have but one bunghole".

Couldn't find exactly what you mentioned, but this is still a terrific read:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavis

I was able to track down the most recent version, before the articles got merged: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Great_Cornholio&o...

I already cannot wait for v2.0 - The Great Cornholio!

Totally agree. I had quite a chuckle!