The government pulled more money than this out of thin air to throw at the stock market just the other day, only to watch it vanish just as quickly. Money is a fiction that we have invented to grease the wheels of commerce.
Why bother creating a bunch of rules that people have to apply in the middle of a crisis? You are living human who has not received this month's stimulus yet, great, here you go, good luck and blessings upon your health. Bureaucracies take time to spin up, more complex rules take longer to apply, and there are a huge number of people whose jobs are destroyed by "don't go outside until the virus dies off".
If you are way too rich for a thousand bucks to mean anything, then give it to someone who needs it more. Maybe a super-broke friend, maybe just withdraw a few hundreds and hand them out to homeless folks, whatever.
Why bother creating a bunch of rules that people have to apply in the middle of a crisis? You are living human who has not received this month's stimulus yet, great, here you go, good luck and blessings upon your health. Bureaucracies take time to spin up, more complex rules take longer to apply, and there are a huge number of people whose jobs are destroyed by "don't go outside until the virus dies off".
If you are way too rich for a thousand bucks to mean anything, then give it to someone who needs it more. Maybe a super-broke friend, maybe just withdraw a few hundreds and hand them out to homeless folks, whatever.