Here's the hello world of technical interviews in ArnoldC:

    IT'S SHOWTIME
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE JOHN
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE SARAH
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 100
    ENOUGH TALK
    STICK AROUND SARAH
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    HE HAD TO SPLIT 15
    YOU'RE FIRED 15
    GET DOWN JOHN
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH
    TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz"
    BULLSHIT
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    HE HAD TO SPLIT 5
    YOU'RE FIRED 5
    GET DOWN JOHN
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH
    TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz"
    BULLSHIT
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    HE HAD TO SPLIT 3
    YOU'RE FIRED 3
    GET DOWN JOHN
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH
    TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz"
    BULLSHIT
    TALK TO THE HAND JOHN
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    GET TO THE CHOPPER JOHN
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 1
    GET UP JOHN
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 100
    ENOUGH TALK
    CHILL
    YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED