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Finally! A cryptocurrency with the ethics of Uber, the censorship resistance of Paypal, and the centralization of Visa, all tied together under the proven privacy of Facebook. Just what I’ve been waiting for.



That’s catchy, but provide credit where it’s due... https://twitter.com/sarahjamielewis/status/11394299139229573...


And the magnanimousity of Oracle. And the carbon footprint of cow farts.

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2019/02/16/exp-gps-0217-ga...


> https://edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2019/02/16/exp-gps-0217-ga...

> Bill Gates explains how no one knows how to stop bovine flatulence, a major contributor to climate change.

I doubt we need to prevent cows from farting. As I understand it, all we need to do is stop killing naturally occurring methanotrophic[1] fungi[2] with pesticides and chemical fertilizers.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methanotroph

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycorrhiza


Also, feed cows seaweed to eliminate methane emissions: https://researchonline.jcu.edu.au/43225/


Or have fewer cows in the first place by eating less meat.


And we could reduce foul gas emissions by eating cryptocurrency shills.


The two approaches are completely separate. There's no reason to do just one or the other.


It's not the fart, it's the burp!


It's not the crime, it's the coverup!

(In case you're not old enough to remember the Fartergate Scandal...)



Don't steal other people's jokes without attribution.


I am not an ultra PC tech startup fantron and I found your comment hilarious. Keep striking, rattlesnakedave!




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