From the article, it says that contraction of the muscles pushes against the veins. Given that, the less resistance the better. You don't need the muscles to work harder, you just need them to be maximally shortened.
In other words, what you should really do is flail around wildly. As a bonus, this also slightly increases the heartrate of nearby coworkers.
In other words, what you should really do is flail around wildly. As a bonus, this also slightly increases the heartrate of nearby coworkers.