I'd love some "retro" devices.

An iPhone that's Slightly fatter (fill the space with a larger battery), headphone jack, and a "smaller" screen. Of course, have all of the latest hardware (camera, soc, etc.).

Or, a MacBook Pro, again slightly fatter (larger battery), with a great keyboard, actual ports (no dongles), and no touch bar. Give us the option for a matte screen to totally blow our socks off.

I'd buy those two devices tomorrow if Apple introduced them.

You'll be using your iPhone 6 (not S) forever.

Amen, on all points.

But it ain't gonna happen.

I was very happy to hear of the disappointing sales. I hope they continue to disappoint until they have to make it happen.