Living with one child is like living with a demanding, but mostly reasonable, roommate who really likes spending time with you until she goes to bed early.
Having two or more children is like living in a circus where all the performers are deaf.
as my own mother put it (here on the eve of our second): with one child, your world is turned upside down, but it's still essentially you're world they're living in.
You might think living with children is tough, but my roommates over the past several years could collectively be likened to children with access to a liquor cabinet.
Hell, things that work for one PARENT, don't work for another. My daughter acts awesome with me even when I take care of her all day for weeks, but she's a complete terror around my wife.
Having two or more children is like living in a circus where all the performers are deaf.