I mean... it's not wrong...

It is. Should be:

First phase of YCombinator's marketing funnel.

If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else will do it for you.

pro tip: search for your first name on urban dictionary.

I was shocked at how flattering ALL of mine were.

I'm amazed HN launched in 2007, this was written in 2013 and for 5 years no one has added new definitions yet.

No need to add more definitions when the ones already there are good enough.

Which tells me that HN users probably aren't going there all that often to look it up.

I definitely got sidetracked by the word "even" in the definition of hacker news.

Even: Verb. Something that white girls can't do.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"

I found that too. Funniest thing I've read for a while.