I'm sure you'd like that. But I cannot allow it, because while I'm sure you'd have perfectly benign intentions of just using it for stuff like that, Comcast and AT&T don't. And there is no fucking way I am going to let them have the ability to carve up the internet, and fuck the rest of us, just so you can offer your cheap plan.

I care far, far, far more about net neutrality, and not having the internet get fucked, than about your company making money.