Thanks for your comment here. I heard of Him from you here. It genuinely looks like the best of many worlds.
Easy to use and learn like Python: Check
Fast and efficient approaching the levels of C: Check
Ability to spit out a binary that just works without installing all the batteries: Check (particularly hurt by this in Python)
Uses multiple cores by default : Check
I'm going to spend a good deal of time playing with this and building some CLI tools at work.