For example skip to page 114, "Automated Distributed Execution of LLVM code using SQL JIT Compilation" with such gems as:
"The resulting PL/pgSQL code can then be executed
on any database system, as long as that database system
is PostgreSQL"
"Another solution to distributed programming has been
proposed by Microsoft with their innovative Excel system. In large companies, distributed execution can be achieved using Microsoft Excel by having hundreds of people all sitting on their own machine working with Excel spreadsheets. These hundreds of people combined can easily do the work of a single database server"
"For easy reproducibility, we have included a SHA-3 hash
of the complete source code [2]. If you want to reproduce the experiments, simply reverse this hash and run the provided source code. "
I'm not putting more quotes because they would be spoilers.
I am really laughing with their publications: http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf
For example skip to page 114, "Automated Distributed Execution of LLVM code using SQL JIT Compilation" with such gems as:
"The resulting PL/pgSQL code can then be executed on any database system, as long as that database system is PostgreSQL"
"Another solution to distributed programming has been proposed by Microsoft with their innovative Excel system. In large companies, distributed execution can be achieved using Microsoft Excel by having hundreds of people all sitting on their own machine working with Excel spreadsheets. These hundreds of people combined can easily do the work of a single database server"
"For easy reproducibility, we have included a SHA-3 hash of the complete source code [2]. If you want to reproduce the experiments, simply reverse this hash and run the provided source code. "
I'm not putting more quotes because they would be spoilers.