I would never have to write a thing. After all these years in enterprise I.T., I have enough material for life.
I'll just tell them stories from real life at work. I doubt I could write anything nearly as funny as what actually happened.
Example:
Jimmy: I closed 7 tickets this week. How'd you do?
Kim: I had a bad week. I opened 2.
Boss: We have too many open tickets!
Kim: Don't blame Jimmy and me. We closed 5.
I would never have to write a thing. After all these years in enterprise I.T., I have enough material for life.
I'll just tell them stories from real life at work. I doubt I could write anything nearly as funny as what actually happened.
Example:
(I'll be here all day, folks.)