Authorities suspect fowl play in the bookkeeping, but companies refuse to apollo...

seneca · on Nov 17, 2016

Seriously? We're getting the reddit-level pun threads now?

et-al · on Nov 17, 2016

Yes. Let's refrain from one-line puns.

I'd hate to open a HN thread in the near-future only to have the top-rated comments be puns. Good, on-topic forums are as rare as hens teeth these days.

nanodeath · on Nov 17, 2016

Well I appreciated the puns...

tim333 · on Nov 17, 2016

The regulators are probably just chicken.

AnimalMuppet · on Nov 17, 2016

Eggsactly.