Hilarious article, but seriously, can somebody tell me where I should begin learning all of this stuff?
What are the 2 or 3 top-priority things I should get started with, if I have experience with Django/HTML/JQuery, and want to expand into more advanced frontend programming?
Have you looked into stateless React + Redux? These libraries are interesting in their suggestions for app architecture, and their api's are minimal.
One day perhaps React and Redux will be replaced by something else, but I think the strategy of a GUI functional layer consuming a stream of events is here to stay, and I wouldn't be surprised if it spread to native app design.
What are the 2 or 3 top-priority things I should get started with, if I have experience with Django/HTML/JQuery, and want to expand into more advanced frontend programming?