Way too many languages are trolls, or have troll features. Or in other words, too many languages have features that don't do what a reasonable person would expect them to do.

I've long considered implicit type conversion to be a troll feature, especially how Javascript does it. Another one is how differently Java treats primitives and Object types. Oracle databases treat nulls and empty strings the same.

At times like this, all I can do is lament and search in vain for a language with no troll features.