> At least 5 years of experience and knowledge of: Emoji

Hummmm.

Yes, a long shot, we know. Hence Sr. though.

Have you thought about hiring a Chief Emoji Officer?

Actually, no—we plan on replacing "Executive" to "Emoji" in the current CEO's title, so that spot is already taken.

Probably "Head of Emoji" is the career ceiling for this particular position, although "SVP, Emoji" is also a possibility (will bring this up at next board meeting).