Someone created a version of Cards Against Humanity called "Clusters Against Humanity"

We fully support both Elasticsearch and OpenSearch, each with their own specifics. For OpenSearch we support Ultrawarm / searchable snapshots, kNN vector search, and so on.

It's in the hundreds of nodes.

This is great! Thanks! Founder of Pulse here. Happy to chat if you'd like to discuss further. I'm itamar at the pulse domain.

It's absolutely complimentry. Pulse is an official Datadog partner and has an integration to Datadog. Pulse will send Datadog events and alerts it generates, enriching the Datadog experience.

Great question! we created Pulse with exactly this in mind - supporting Elasticsearch (and OpenSearch) running anywhere. You don't need the cluster to be exposed publicly. Integrating with Pulse is just about installing a lightweight and secure agent, which transmits metrics (only metrics, never data) to our service.

Hi! I'm the founder of Pulse. This is a great question! although it's a very old version, we do see it in the wild every so often and indeed, Pulse supports 2.x as well.

The reason why we didn't include it is because it's not free; it actually requires the high-end licensing (ECE). We do have an alternative solution coming up soon as a replacement.

I once had this client with a system backed by SQL, and whenever they took great care of logging any system error they had... into the same SQL DB.

I did suggest they use files on disk and then logstash / fluentd / whatever, but they just said it wouldn't hold...

Go figure

I wonder if the SQL hold the insert traffic, because if it did... I would guess one could argue file->logstash->redis->ES would be overarchitecting it :)

oh trust me they had errors....