the services ARE healthy, status page is correct. The backbone which links YOU to the service isn't healthy. Take a look at cloudflare, they are already working on it
if half the internet is down, which it apparently is, it's usually not the service in question, but some backbone service like cloudflare. And as internal health monitoring doesn't route to the outside through the backbone to get back in, it won't pick it up. Which is good in some sense, as it means that we can see if it's on the path TO the service or the service itself.
