Now you just need to figure out how to simulate transistors in an instance of the game, so that you can port DOOM to run on a 2,000,000 transistor DOOMputer.
There are billions of people who have claimed with absolute confidence that they can talk to the disembodied spirit of a man who was nailed to a tree two thousand years ago, and that this is objective fact.
Don't know if it will help but they use lots of methods to see if you are hostile, and being logged in and authenticated with them can't harm