civilization = their personal bank accounts

Picking the number "70%" out of a hat is not "math."

"I'm not being tribal, it's everyone _else_."

2/5ths of SOLID... you're almost there...

Conservatives very concerned about academic reproducability* (*except when the paper helps their agenda)

Immediate uninstall.

"Predictably" prediction markets have opened up space in the void left by journalism for tea-leaf reading with the fig leaf of mathy jargon.

Yes it's _our_ fault Google search was enshittified.

"The Unbearable Frustration of Figuring Out APIS... By Just Asking A Chatbot Instead Of Reading The Manual"

Unfortunately it's not like every API has a Fine Manual™.

If so, then you have Two Problems