Why was the beach using your phone?

I would guess some version of "Daniel Gackle", as seen at the very bottom of https://www.ycombinator.com/people.html

Works for 136.0.2 on Windows

Perfect, I was hoping to increase my neuroplasticity.

I recognize and acknowledge your humorous post.

It totally struck my funny bone. It was very humerus.

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Nice.

I hope the incoming administration takes "tomato government assistance" seriously. A lot of my closest tomato friends have fallen on hard times.

> A lot of my closest tomato friends have fallen on hard times.

Do you have a sauce for that? ;)

I'm afraid you'll need to ketchup on the news yourself.

Reading the title, I thought this was going to be about a backdoor in the Unix program...

That'd be a bit of a non-sequitur as cat would not be of much use if it weren't for its ability to use its ear [1].

[1] see /dev/stdin or &1 - cat only listens in mono

My assumption was something like environmental variables - how much a simple command like cat is listening to your computer

It's like a symphony of watermarks, all playing in harmony.

I do wonder if we'll ever see this type of technology advance far enough that even a textual description (rather than hours of footage of an existing game) could generate something novel and playable. It seems absurd now, but throw enough compute and efficiency gains on it over a few decades, and it might approach the realm of possibility.

Including HN comments, I see...