Is it a sarcasm?
We have tens of people dying from mushroom poisoning each year.
Usually with stories like "grandma fried some mushrooms, whole family died, dad in coma".
We're using ESE NT in our product and I'd like to say it's a great DB. Yes, it's have some limitation and quirks, but overall it's great DB. For us killing feature is efficient handling of binary BLOB columns.
AFAIK original was "cvs annotate" [1]. Subversion introduced "svn blame" and "svn praise" aliases for "svn annotate" as some kind of joke. It's funny that git only has "git blame".
You should just ask for refund. I've the similar story, Uber suggested credit. But immediately issued refund once I declined credit and asked to refund money back to my credit card.