then we make them go through an animated slideshow and do a quiz to get to an email address

And when that gets rigged by some wicked OCR, then a Super Mario simulation where the princess is the realdeal@email.com, and every 10 coins or every level would get them an additional resume-info nugget to consume.

Okay maybe I took it too far.

Turns out Bowser was just trying to hire a competent plumber.

But at least a few people would be employed making this system.

Got to keep that arms race going!

You didn't take it too far, someone build the first online recruiter focused video game where the prize at the end of each level is the contact details for a more-and-more suitably qualified candidate.

Can I buy more coins directly in the simulation?

And we have AI that can play Super Mario now.