Holy religious garbage, Batman!

What's next, "Chemist Claims Tooth Fairy Actually Bose Condensate"?

    These cop-outs in programming

Too bad you had to give in and use a cop-out like Python, just imagine how much more productive you'd be if you were writing raw assembly /s

I operate at just the right level of abstraction, anyone higher is a script kiddie and anyone lower is a toolchain developer.

https://youtu.be/XWPCE2tTLZQ

That said, not sure about assembly, but there may be a case for prototyping in C before yielding to some python ex machina.

Same thing with assembly, but I am a mere mortal and know my limits

And by "the future", the slop machine operator means "newspaper owners replacing them with cheaper slop machines"

Do I look like I know what an STL is? I just want a model of a got dang hot dog

exactly. free the glizzy

Holy it's not X it's Y Batman! From early in the piece:

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It’s not bold. It’s backwards. It’s like asking someone to buy a car they’re only allowed to sit in while it’s parked.

The result is predictable: AI becomes something people talk about more than they use. The excitement is real, but the integration is superficial. The potential is enormous, but the pathways to realizing it are blocked. The technology is ready, but the architecture is not.

This is not a rant; it’s a diagnosis.

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... it's like the people who post AI slop about AI haven't actually read what they post.

Well that certainly explains all the horse shit

You could do exactly the "triage immediately, fix, deploy" process that the author describes before LLMs. Most places didn't, but that doesn't make it "the result of integrating AI".

Must be exhausting

You can't arrange the icons by penis!

Oh wow, so did I:

    10 PRINT "OH NO I AM CONSCIOUS AND IN HELL"
    20 GOTO 10