>It might be unpopular here, and I feel slightly guilty saying it, but I like suburbia.

Sounds like it is time for an HN poll.

How much property do you own?

* I prefer to make payments to my landlord (you insensitive clod!).

* Greater than 1000 sq. ft.

* more than 10,000 sq. ft.

* more than an acre (43,560 s.f.)

* more than 5 acres

* more than 80 acres

* more than a section (640 acres)

* I only do metric and forgot how to Google